I'm going Hunting with Sarah Palin...

I registered for a free ticket to Hunt Rare Moose with Sarah Palin. so I guess I'm going Hunting with Sarah Palin.

I'm not really a hunter but supposedly it's for some kind of charity.

I really just want to see Sarah Palin in person and maybe romance her a little. I have a big crush on her and Princess Kate.

I sent Princess Kate a wedding gift. It was a picture of me holding a rose and wearing a thong. I haven't gotten a thank you note yet.

Anyway, back to the hunting thing. Actually I feel bad when I kill a fly so I don't know how I'll react to killing a Moose.

If I kill a big Moose maybe Sarah will give me a hug and a kiss. And maybe a little tongue.



Reprinted from Oddwally.com