So I'm sitting at home and all the sudden this idea comes into my head. It's like a light bulb went on! My brain says, "Barney, you have a web page named Barney Doodle News so maybe you should put some news on it!
I am announcing a SOME FANTASTIC NEWS FEATURES for this site. On the RIGHT SIDE of this page UNDER THE GOOGLE ADS.
FREE NEWS SERVICES: JEWISH COMEDIAN NEWS, COMEDY SHOW LISTINGS, AND FUNNY NEWS ARTICLES.
WOW! A NEWS SITE WITH REAL NEWS! EXCITING AND THRILLING LIKE A VACATION IN BRAZIL DURING CARNIVAL!!
Well maybe not that exciting but kind of interesting anyway...Check it out!
Barney Doodle News
Whether he's flying to France to have some Croissants for breakfast or just sleeping on a park bench, no one knows where he may wind up. Sometimes he disappears for days at a time, then shows up bug eyed and strung out on coffee and nodoze, and shouting about imaginary deadlines. Where's Barney Doodle? Read on...
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
I'm going Hunting with Sarah Palin...
I registered for a free ticket to Hunt Rare Moose with Sarah Palin. so I guess I'm going Hunting with Sarah Palin.
I'm not really a hunter but supposedly it's for some kind of charity.
I really just want to see Sarah Palin in person and maybe romance her a little. I have a big crush on her and Princess Kate.
I sent Princess Kate a wedding gift. It was a picture of me holding a rose and wearing a thong. I haven't gotten a thank you note yet.
Anyway, back to the hunting thing. Actually I feel bad when I kill a fly so I don't know how I'll react to killing a Moose.
If I kill a big Moose maybe Sarah will give me a hug and a kiss. And maybe a little tongue.
Reprinted from Oddwally.com
I'm not really a hunter but supposedly it's for some kind of charity.
I really just want to see Sarah Palin in person and maybe romance her a little. I have a big crush on her and Princess Kate.
I sent Princess Kate a wedding gift. It was a picture of me holding a rose and wearing a thong. I haven't gotten a thank you note yet.
Anyway, back to the hunting thing. Actually I feel bad when I kill a fly so I don't know how I'll react to killing a Moose.
If I kill a big Moose maybe Sarah will give me a hug and a kiss. And maybe a little tongue.
Reprinted from Oddwally.com
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